From your friends at ImprovBoston‘s Fun List:
A computer sales executive with a slipped disk
A roofer with shingles
A baker with bunions
An interior designer with rheumatism
A gardener with rosacea
A jeweler with ringworm
An editor with an irritated colon
A tailor with hemorrhoids
A Catholic Priest with cholera
A gymnast with the bends
A lobbyist with influenza
A statistician with polio
A chemist with the vapors
A jockey with the trots
One of the Three Stooges with “Larryngitis”
A cliff diver with cataracts
A relief worker with AIDS
A fisherman with Chlamydia
A beekeeper with HIV
A fruit-picker with Lyme’s Disease
A longshoreman with crabs
A Prius dealer with priapism
A construction worker with erectile dysfunction
A reference librarian with appendicitis
A supervisor with a staff infection
A videographer with tapeworm
A duck hunter with downs syndrome
An oceanographer with diverticulitis
A stenographer with type 2 diabetes
A valet with Parkinson’s disease
A witch with Crohns disease
A postal route planner with male pattern baldness
A wheat farmer with a migraine
A baker with a yeast infection
A doctor with muscular dystrophy (MD)
A math teacher with multiple sclerosis
A knight with cirrhosis
A Jewish lawyer with Epstein-Barr Syndrome
A craps dealer with diarrhea
An executioner with a hangover
A telephone operator with Bell’s Palsy
A geometry teacher with sinusitis
A chiropractor addicted to crack
A DJ with a slipped disc
A worker at a Chinese restaurant with megalomania
And…
An unemployed person who is completely healthy.
